Total Medals Earned: 855 (From 151 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,885 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
Check the Credits page!
Have over 400 points at the end of the game!
Have over 800 points at the end of the game!
Have over 1200 points at the end of the game!
Medals Earned: 4/6 (20/95 points)
Lose to Kim Jong Un
Score on yourself.
Get a Shot Clock Violation
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
"Beat" Kim Jong Un
Shut Out Kim Jong Un
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/115 points)
Beaten the first level.
Saved Kate.
Killed by every type of hazard.
Found the first Rune of Shalak.
Found the 8-bit world.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/200 points)
Set a cat on fire.
Beat the tutorial levels.
Completed 5 different levels without using strings.
Evaded all enemies in 10 different levels.
Rescued burning cats in 10 different levels.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 4/11 (110/495 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Listen to all songs
Kill 10 of each elf type
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 4/10 (85/440 points)
Medals Earned: 13/21 (195/380 points)
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Chicks before dicks.
...a hell of a good time!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 6/14 (80/425 points)
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (40/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
View Credits
View all of the Bios
Press A to view your inventory
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 4/10 (30/130 points)
Submit Highscore
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Have completed the game